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Guheragh. Yes. There are times I hate being female. Honestly. Trade in alllll my woman-bits...'cept the boobs. Them I like, I'll keep those. They're quite useful, at times. ^_^ But the rest. Trade it all in for a dick. The embarrassment of an unexpected boner at socially inappropriate moments has got to be less headache than this damned monthly business. -_-;
I don't normally get the cramps like this, though. They go to my husband. I'm not kidding. I get the period, but he gets the cramps and the pms. Right on schedule, with me, every month. Go figure. 'Cept I got half the cramps this time. But he still got stuck with the pms. ^_^; Which I've learned to ride out, over the...ack. It's five years already? Yes. Five years in another week or two. Heh.
But yes. I'ma trade in the lower half of my equipment. A dick has got to be far less of a nuisance.
Aside from that. My sister-in-law took AJ for pictures in 20's-era garb, and it came out just too darned cute not to share.
...I bitch about womanly-ness and how sick of it I am, then turn right around and indulge in a moment of Mommy-squee... *shakes head* Feh. Whatever! ^_^
Nnh...chocolate. Chocolate? ...Chocolate. *raids the last of the leftover Halloween candy for the Hershey's kisses*
I don't normally get the cramps like this, though. They go to my husband. I'm not kidding. I get the period, but he gets the cramps and the pms. Right on schedule, with me, every month. Go figure. 'Cept I got half the cramps this time. But he still got stuck with the pms. ^_^; Which I've learned to ride out, over the...ack. It's five years already? Yes. Five years in another week or two. Heh.
But yes. I'ma trade in the lower half of my equipment. A dick has got to be far less of a nuisance.
Aside from that. My sister-in-law took AJ for pictures in 20's-era garb, and it came out just too darned cute not to share.
...I bitch about womanly-ness and how sick of it I am, then turn right around and indulge in a moment of Mommy-squee... *shakes head* Feh. Whatever! ^_^
Nnh...chocolate. Chocolate? ...Chocolate. *raids the last of the leftover Halloween candy for the Hershey's kisses*
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Date: 2005-11-18 01:04 am (UTC)*hugs*
AJ is really cute in that pic though!!!
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Date: 2005-11-18 06:49 am (UTC)