Status Report: Friday
Feb. 18th, 2005 08:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Round Two with the chopsticks, yo.
It began rather inauspiciously, as follows:
TJ: (picks up chopsticks)
Jeff: It's kind of sad.
TJ: What?
Jeff: That your son does better than you do with those things.
TJ: ...Shut up, dude.
And so we begin.
Final Stats:
TJ vs. Mongolian Beef
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Beef: Consumed
TJ: 1 point
TJ vs. Sesame Chicken
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Chx: Consumed
TJ: 1 point
TJ vs. Chow Mein
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Noodles: Mostly consumed
TJ: 1 point and a slightly messy shirt
TJ vs. Fried Rice
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...well, okay, the jury's still out on that particular struggle. But the odds are in my favor!
(stabs chopsticks triumphantly into the air) Boo-yah!!
I still claim no particular elegance with these things, but...it's sad, really, how pleased I am about having adequately managed their use. ^_^
As they say in Klingon...well, okay, I can't *spell* in Klingon to save my life but the word I'm thinking of means "Success!!"
(steps out to change into a clean shirt)
It began rather inauspiciously, as follows:
TJ: (picks up chopsticks)
Jeff: It's kind of sad.
TJ: What?
Jeff: That your son does better than you do with those things.
TJ: ...Shut up, dude.
And so we begin.
Final Stats:
TJ vs. Mongolian Beef
------------
Beef: Consumed
TJ: 1 point
TJ vs. Sesame Chicken
------------
Chx: Consumed
TJ: 1 point
TJ vs. Chow Mein
------------
Noodles: Mostly consumed
TJ: 1 point and a slightly messy shirt
TJ vs. Fried Rice
-------------
...well, okay, the jury's still out on that particular struggle. But the odds are in my favor!
(stabs chopsticks triumphantly into the air) Boo-yah!!
I still claim no particular elegance with these things, but...it's sad, really, how pleased I am about having adequately managed their use. ^_^
As they say in Klingon...well, okay, I can't *spell* in Klingon to save my life but the word I'm thinking of means "Success!!"
(steps out to change into a clean shirt)
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