Drabbling. Yes--again.
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tj_dragonbladeTwo un-related drabbles, wherein Kenren exacts the muses' undivided attention for a few moments...
Title: The Final Straw
Rated: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kenren, nameless CO
Spoilers: Gaiden; specifically Kenren's assignment to the Western Army
"Dishonorable discharge?? What the *hell*!" Kenren exploded, livid.
His commander sighed. "Conduct unbecoming an officer, General. You beat the man senseless and bedded his wife."
"Oh, come now, that only warrants a drunk-and-disorderly, surely!"
"Considering prior infractions, your discharge is long overdue."
"Well. Then you and this entire farce of an army can go to hell, and I'll count myself fortunate to be cut loose from such beaurocratic corruption."
"Your words are dangerously close to treasonous, Kenren..."
"With all *due* respect, Sir--kiss my ass. I've been discharged." And Kenren smiled ferociously, offering an unmistakable salute before storming out.
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Written: 01/12/05
Title: Oops
Rated: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kenren
Spoilers: Gaiden
Kenren woke disoriented and hung-over.
Groaning, he shifted marginally against Tenpou. "Quite the party," he muttered, squinting, trying to determine where they'd crashed last night.
Can't remember anything...except...wait. Tenpou left *early*...
He frowned, blinking the room into focus.
Not his bedchamber.
Not Tenpou's, either.
Then...where--
Foreboding crept over him.
*Who*--?
He turned, peered closely at his slumbering bedmate.
Oh...bloody *hell*--
Naked whiteness. Scaled skin. And an ivory braid, which he abruptly recalled yanking in frenzied passion--
Kenren closed his eyes, stomach sinking, head pounding all the worse.
Dead.
He was *dead*.
Tenpou was going to kill him--assuming, of course, that Goujun didn't do it first...
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Written: 01/12/05
Title: The Final Straw
Rated: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kenren, nameless CO
Spoilers: Gaiden; specifically Kenren's assignment to the Western Army
"Dishonorable discharge?? What the *hell*!" Kenren exploded, livid.
His commander sighed. "Conduct unbecoming an officer, General. You beat the man senseless and bedded his wife."
"Oh, come now, that only warrants a drunk-and-disorderly, surely!"
"Considering prior infractions, your discharge is long overdue."
"Well. Then you and this entire farce of an army can go to hell, and I'll count myself fortunate to be cut loose from such beaurocratic corruption."
"Your words are dangerously close to treasonous, Kenren..."
"With all *due* respect, Sir--kiss my ass. I've been discharged." And Kenren smiled ferociously, offering an unmistakable salute before storming out.
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Written: 01/12/05
Title: Oops
Rated: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kenren
Spoilers: Gaiden
Kenren woke disoriented and hung-over.
Groaning, he shifted marginally against Tenpou. "Quite the party," he muttered, squinting, trying to determine where they'd crashed last night.
Can't remember anything...except...wait. Tenpou left *early*...
He frowned, blinking the room into focus.
Not his bedchamber.
Not Tenpou's, either.
Then...where--
Foreboding crept over him.
*Who*--?
He turned, peered closely at his slumbering bedmate.
Oh...bloody *hell*--
Naked whiteness. Scaled skin. And an ivory braid, which he abruptly recalled yanking in frenzied passion--
Kenren closed his eyes, stomach sinking, head pounding all the worse.
Dead.
He was *dead*.
Tenpou was going to kill him--assuming, of course, that Goujun didn't do it first...
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Written: 01/12/05
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Date: 2005-01-14 03:00 am (UTC)Now that's a quick discharge (continues laughing)
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Date: 2005-01-16 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-16 07:26 am (UTC)I also meant it in another way as well (grins)
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Date: 2005-01-14 04:40 am (UTC)so saying that line when i quit my job (and yes i'm going to look just like the picture). your writing is concise and beautiful as usual sis.
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Date: 2005-01-16 03:26 am (UTC)(laughs) You go, Bro. Will that be anytime soon?
And have I mentioned yet that I love the self-portrait icon set? ^_^
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Date: 2006-08-06 12:43 pm (UTC)Naked whiteness. Scaled skin. And an ivory braid, which he abruptly recalled yanking in frenzied passion--
~ shivers ~