Status Report: Friday

Round Two with the chopsticks, yo.

It began rather inauspiciously, as follows:

TJ: (picks up chopsticks)
Jeff: It's kind of sad.
TJ: What?
Jeff: That your son does better than you do with those things.
TJ: ...Shut up, dude.

And so we begin.

Final Stats:

TJ vs. Mongolian Beef
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Beef: Consumed
TJ: 1 point

TJ vs. Sesame Chicken
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Chx: Consumed
TJ: 1 point

TJ vs. Chow Mein
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Noodles: Mostly consumed
TJ: 1 point and a slightly messy shirt

TJ vs. Fried Rice
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...well, okay, the jury's still out on that particular struggle. But the odds are in my favor!

(stabs chopsticks triumphantly into the air) Boo-yah!!

I still claim no particular elegance with these things, but...it's sad, really, how pleased I am about having adequately managed their use. ^_^

As they say in Klingon...well, okay, I can't *spell* in Klingon to save my life but the word I'm thinking of means "Success!!"

(steps out to change into a clean shirt)

[Ficlet] Unwanted Desires

Started as a drabble; but again 100 words proved insufficient. That's happening more and more often, lately...do I take it as a sign of muses returning to duty? I can hope.

Title: Unwanted Desires
Rated: PG-13
Pairing: Gyokumen/Hwan
Notes: Shoujo-ai, yo. And yes, that is indeed a first. (rubs at back of head, befuddled) I'm a bit clueless as to where this came from, really; I can only assume that stress on TJ exerts all manner of bizarre influences on the muses.

( To be honest, I'm still not sure what to make of this piece but...here 'tis. )