Hee!

[tj_dragonblade]

A conversation, overheard:

Daddy: (in what he calls his 'god voice') Soo, Alexander, are you ready to rule the world?

AJ: (playing with toy power tools, wearing an itty-bitty carpenter's apron and his Seto Kaiba/Blue Eyes White Dragon t-shirt) ...Nah.

Daddy: Whaaat? But it's your destiny!

AJ: Ch'. No it's not.

Daddy: (flabbergasted) And how would you know what your destiny is??

AJ: I'm 'posed to save the world, not destroy it.

Daddy: (jaw drops)

AJ: (continues his toy carpentry)

Daddy: But-- But-- (proceeds to launch into a rant about 'But we are an ee-vil family!' and how it's our destiny to take over the world, to rule and conquer, that our son shares his name with Alexander the Great for a reason and so on and so forth)

(ten minutes later)

Daddy: --so embrace it, my Son! Embrace your destiny!!

AJ: (still playing carpenter)

Daddy: ...You're not even listening to me, are you.

AJ: (saws a plastic block) Nope.

Daddy: Are you even paying attention to me?

AJ: (hammers a plastic nail) Nope.

Daddy: (sputters indignantly and gives up on the 'conversation') (retreats, muttering something about 'saving the world' and 'goody-two-shoes')

Me: (laughing my ass off)

Comments

[deathlike.livejournal.com]

What have you been taching this kid? (laughs hysterically)

By the way, check your e-mail for sessions 1 to 500 of rps zips.

[tj-dragonblade.livejournal.com]

Got those, yes, thanks! ^_^

What have you been taching this kid?

Why, absolutely nothing; whatever do you mean? *blinks*

[deathlike.livejournal.com]

Teaching even... Laughter and butterfingers do not go well together.

Mom-Hakkai teaches really knows how to teach her kid.

[tj-dragonblade.livejournal.com]

*carefully straight-faced* I maintain my innocence.

[thefacelessevil.livejournal.com]

MAN. Gotta hate it when the sons of evil parents rebel. At such a young age too... :(

[tj-dragonblade.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I'm terribly disappointed. Where did we go wrong?? T_T

[thefacelessevil.livejournal.com]

Start building him a harem. It might help.

[hemlock-inyx.livejournal.com]

Muwahaa! Very cute, he will make a great arch rival some day.

[tj-dragonblade.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yes. Just as soon as he grows into his ego. ^_^

[madame-maya.livejournal.com]

*Cracks up* And this is exactly why I love it when you post about AJ. He's hilarious.

[tj-dragonblade.livejournal.com]

*grins* He's better than TV, half the time. ^_^

[zalia.livejournal.com]

XDDD


Oh, that's fantastic ^__^

[tj-dragonblade.livejournal.com]

*grins* Kids - there's no better entertainment, really. ^_^

[la-librarienne.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but I find the best part is being able to send them back when they become annoying. Maybe I'm just too easily irritated. *shrug* Or too pessimistic--even while I play on the swings with little, adorable Cassie, I think of how she's having fun right now and so won't want to leave and will make a fuss...

I think I envy you that statement.

[tj-dragonblade.livejournal.com]

Ohh, trust me. If the kid is not mine, I'm all too eager to be rid of him/her. I completely understand where you're coming from. ^_^