[Name That Thang Fic] Double Entendre
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tj_dragonbladePairing: 1x5 & 2x3 veering toward three-or-four-way sex...
Rated: Just to be safe...R.
Warnings: (points above) See pairings...
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing is created by Hajime Yatate and Yoshiyuki Tomino, copyrighted by Sunrise/SOTSU Agency, and distributed by Bandai entertainment. In other words, I am merely playing with the boys for the entertainment of myself and hopefully others; in so doing I mean no disrespect or copyright infringement.
Setting: Post EW; assumes the original Gundams have been rebuilt for the purpose of 'historic exhibitions.'
Notes: Thanks to Inyx for the idea...I was shying away from something so obvious but she made me see how it could work well...nevertheless, I think my muses are running out of steam for this contest...it's back to Altar for me! 'Course, that's a *good* thing...
Double Entendre
By TJ Dragonblade
"So, 'Fei!" Duo bounced in and offered the Chinese youth a hi-five. "I hear you triumphed in the exhibition last night! And over *Heero*! Way to go, man!"
Wufei looked up from his book, a puzzled frown creasing his brow. "There was no exhibition last night, Duo."
"But...I heard Heero telling Trowa Shenlong kicked his ass last night..." Duo dropped his proffered hand, which had been ignored.
"I *said* Shenlong *pounded* my ass, Duo. There *is* a difference." Heero spoke up from across the room, sounding oddly complacent.
Wufei flushed inexplicably.
"Pounded, kicked, what's the difference?" Duo shrugged.
"The difference is--" Trowa wandered in from the kitchen "--that he *wasn't* referring to the Gundam." He leaned up against a wall and grinned smugly. "I'd like to get *my* ass pounded by Shenlong at least once in my life."
Duo flashed a teasing pout at his lover. "What, don't I pound it well enough for y-- ohhhhhhhh." He glanced between Trowa, the smirking Heero, and the beet-red Wufei with dawning realization. "So you mean every time Heero carries on about 'the prowess of Shenlong' he's talking about your pe--"
"Maxwell!" Wufei looked absolutely mortified.
"I'm particularly fond of Shenlong's extendable reach myself." Heero sounded terribly smug; he stood and ambled over to ruffle Wufei's hair. "And I would *love* to share my...toys." His glance traveled appraisingly over Trowa.
Wufei drew up his knees, buried his face against them, and pulled his open book over his head. "I hate you, Yuy," he proclaimed, the words unconvincing and muffled from within his makeshift shelter.
Heero ignored him, still addressing Trowa. "I know for a fact that Shenlong badly wants a taste of *you*, as well."
"Yuy!" Wufei pulled his book down tighter.
Duo nudged the indignant and still-curled-in-on-himself boy. "Hey Wu--if Tro's gettin' free samples, do I get to watch?"
"Leave me alone, dammit!"
Heero motioned to the other two, who were both grinning like maniacs. "This way, gentlemen. It seems we have some details to discuss."
"Hold it." Wufei's head snapped up, his mortified demeanor falling away as he stood though a hint of color remained in his cheeks. He was still embarrassed, yes; but this was too good an opportunity to pass up. "Any arrangements involving Shenlong will be made *in* my presence, thank you." He advanced on Trowa and Duo and smiled disarmingly, which went very nicely with his blush.
"What Shenlong wants, Shenlong gets." He took one of their hands in each of his. "And Shenlong wants the *both* of you. Now." He jerked his head in Heero's direction. "*My* lover can do the watching." He tugged on their hands and led the astonished couple out.
Heero just laughed and followed.
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Beg: 3/3/03
End: 3/5/03
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Rated: Just to be safe...R.
Warnings: (points above) See pairings...
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing is created by Hajime Yatate and Yoshiyuki Tomino, copyrighted by Sunrise/SOTSU Agency, and distributed by Bandai entertainment. In other words, I am merely playing with the boys for the entertainment of myself and hopefully others; in so doing I mean no disrespect or copyright infringement.
Setting: Post EW; assumes the original Gundams have been rebuilt for the purpose of 'historic exhibitions.'
Notes: Thanks to Inyx for the idea...I was shying away from something so obvious but she made me see how it could work well...nevertheless, I think my muses are running out of steam for this contest...it's back to Altar for me! 'Course, that's a *good* thing...
Double Entendre
By TJ Dragonblade
"So, 'Fei!" Duo bounced in and offered the Chinese youth a hi-five. "I hear you triumphed in the exhibition last night! And over *Heero*! Way to go, man!"
Wufei looked up from his book, a puzzled frown creasing his brow. "There was no exhibition last night, Duo."
"But...I heard Heero telling Trowa Shenlong kicked his ass last night..." Duo dropped his proffered hand, which had been ignored.
"I *said* Shenlong *pounded* my ass, Duo. There *is* a difference." Heero spoke up from across the room, sounding oddly complacent.
Wufei flushed inexplicably.
"Pounded, kicked, what's the difference?" Duo shrugged.
"The difference is--" Trowa wandered in from the kitchen "--that he *wasn't* referring to the Gundam." He leaned up against a wall and grinned smugly. "I'd like to get *my* ass pounded by Shenlong at least once in my life."
Duo flashed a teasing pout at his lover. "What, don't I pound it well enough for y-- ohhhhhhhh." He glanced between Trowa, the smirking Heero, and the beet-red Wufei with dawning realization. "So you mean every time Heero carries on about 'the prowess of Shenlong' he's talking about your pe--"
"Maxwell!" Wufei looked absolutely mortified.
"I'm particularly fond of Shenlong's extendable reach myself." Heero sounded terribly smug; he stood and ambled over to ruffle Wufei's hair. "And I would *love* to share my...toys." His glance traveled appraisingly over Trowa.
Wufei drew up his knees, buried his face against them, and pulled his open book over his head. "I hate you, Yuy," he proclaimed, the words unconvincing and muffled from within his makeshift shelter.
Heero ignored him, still addressing Trowa. "I know for a fact that Shenlong badly wants a taste of *you*, as well."
"Yuy!" Wufei pulled his book down tighter.
Duo nudged the indignant and still-curled-in-on-himself boy. "Hey Wu--if Tro's gettin' free samples, do I get to watch?"
"Leave me alone, dammit!"
Heero motioned to the other two, who were both grinning like maniacs. "This way, gentlemen. It seems we have some details to discuss."
"Hold it." Wufei's head snapped up, his mortified demeanor falling away as he stood though a hint of color remained in his cheeks. He was still embarrassed, yes; but this was too good an opportunity to pass up. "Any arrangements involving Shenlong will be made *in* my presence, thank you." He advanced on Trowa and Duo and smiled disarmingly, which went very nicely with his blush.
"What Shenlong wants, Shenlong gets." He took one of their hands in each of his. "And Shenlong wants the *both* of you. Now." He jerked his head in Heero's direction. "*My* lover can do the watching." He tugged on their hands and led the astonished couple out.
Heero just laughed and followed.
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Beg: 3/3/03
End: 3/5/03
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