Meme Stolen from Unni
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First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Goujun
2. Hakkai
3. Tenpou
4. Konzen
5. Kenren
6. Hakuryuu
7. Kanzeon Bosatsu
8. Kougaiji
9. Count D
10. Gojyo
11. Wufei
12. Nii Jienyi
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Hakuryuu/Wufei)
Uhm...no. And...well... (considers it) No. ^_^; Though it does kind of lend a whole new angle to the term 'dragonsex'
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Konzen)
Why yes, yes I do. Hot enough to burn those that don't know any better than trying to get close to him, and hot enough to warm those that do know but persist regardless. ^_^
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Nii/Kou)
>_< Egad. I'd almost overlook my aversion to mpreg to find out. 'Cause...really, Nii being such a perverse and challenge-driven man of science, I wouldn't put it past him to try finding a way. Doku would *hurt* him for it, though. Yaone would probably get her licks in too; then both of them would fuss over Kou through the whole pregnancy and he'd probably become Very Annoyed by it. And Lirin would be bubbling with excitement at the prospect of a niece or nephew. Wouldn't the baby be adorable, though?
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Count D)
...No, no I can't. Can't say I've ever run across fic for Pet Shop...
Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Hakkai/Hakuryuu)
Why, yes, as a matter of fact! Yes, yes they do make a *wonderful* couple! ^_^
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Kenren/D or Kenren/Gojyo)
Kenren and Count D--they're a little more yin and yang than Kenren and Gojyo (too much of the same dynamic there). See, Kenren's got plenty of that brash crass common-ness that D so disdains yet thrives on in Leon; but at the same time he's got enough of the cultured, elegant sophistication to click with D on his own level too. It could get very interesting, in the hands of the right author.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Kanzeon and Hakkai/Nii)
She'd join right in, naturally, whether either of them objected or not. ^_^ Unless of course we're considering those theories of matter vs. anti-matter in regards to Hakkai and Nii. Then the world would effectively be tearing itself apart as a result of their coming together and of *course* Kanzeon would walk in on them; it only makes sense that she'd have hirself a front-row seat for such entertaining chaos.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Tenpou/Gojyo)
(headdesks) Uhm. In the great non-space of Off-Screen and Backstage (where all characters hang out between fics), Tenpou finds himself insatiably curious about his usual lover's later and more libidinous incarnation and sets out to sate that curiosity by seducing Gojyo in the kappa's own dressing room...
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Goujun/Kougaiji)
(blinks) (snickers) Not so far as I'm aware, no. Although I wouldn't rule it out, if one wished to crack the Saiyukiverse far enough. Heck, I'm doing smut with the two of them; why not fluff too?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Kanzeon/Nii)
(dies laughing) Uhm. I'm sorry, I've been at it all day and I just can't come up with anything...
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Konzen/Goujun)
O_o (shakes head) Kanzeon. Yes, she counts as a plot device. And it'd probably be the other way 'round between those two if we must speak of 'deflowering'; but hey.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Kanzeon)
...I'm sorry; how exactly does one slash a divine being who embodies and manifests both genders? ^_^;
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Tenpou)
Probably, assuming...hm. Does Tenpou-het even exist? (scratches head) I don't believe I've ever encountered such a thing.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Wufei)
Yes, and yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Hakkai/Konzen/Kenren)
Probably not. But then again, I could be wrong...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Gojyo)
"HAKKAI!!" What, you expected something witty there? ^_^;
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Kou)
'Hey Pretty', by Poe. Purely for the title value. *snrk* For content? Mmm...maybe 'Haunted', by Evanescence.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Goujun/Hakuryuu/Nii)
O_o Uhm. Dragonsex, multiplied! (blinks) Dragons and perverts and and slash, oh my! Beware the utter disregard for canon?
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Hakkai/Gojyo)
"Forgive my intruding; but...do I know you from a previous life?" >_<; Like Hakkai would ever resort to anything so cheesy as pickup lines. Anywhere.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Kenren)
Yesterday.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Hakuryuu)
(headdesks) (shaking with mirth) I'ma go with Jeep-form!sex. The caress of Hakkai's hand on the gear shift, and his firm grip on the steering wheel. The way his body molds into the seat, and his gentle insistent pressure on the gas pedal... (dissolves into laughter)
He's going to make me *write* that, now, the subversive little beast...
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Wufei/D)
>_< Only if thoroughly inebrieted, I think. They're both a little too decorous for such casualness otherwise.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Tenpou, Kanzeon)
(dies laughing, again) I vote Kanzeon. Tenpou would likely jump at the chance to bottom for hir, simply for the sake of having the experience. XD
"One (Goujun) and Nine (Count D) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (Konzen). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Wufei) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Nii), then follows the wise advice of Five (Kenren) and finds true love with Three (Tenpou)."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
...Uhm. 'All's Well That Ends Well'...? ^_^;; (shakes head) Dear god. My brain is breaking from the sheer amount of crack it would require to finagle a plot so crossed and convoluted that still manages to turn out right in the end. Honestly, would anyone read such a thing? Would anyone *write* such a thing?
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Kanzeon/Kou)
Down the rabbit hole and/or through the looking glass. Amused as all get-out. And uncertain whether to pity Kou or envy him. ^_^
1. Goujun
2. Hakkai
3. Tenpou
4. Konzen
5. Kenren
6. Hakuryuu
7. Kanzeon Bosatsu
8. Kougaiji
9. Count D
10. Gojyo
11. Wufei
12. Nii Jienyi
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Hakuryuu/Wufei)
Uhm...no. And...well... (considers it) No. ^_^; Though it does kind of lend a whole new angle to the term 'dragonsex'
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Konzen)
Why yes, yes I do. Hot enough to burn those that don't know any better than trying to get close to him, and hot enough to warm those that do know but persist regardless. ^_^
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Nii/Kou)
>_< Egad. I'd almost overlook my aversion to mpreg to find out. 'Cause...really, Nii being such a perverse and challenge-driven man of science, I wouldn't put it past him to try finding a way. Doku would *hurt* him for it, though. Yaone would probably get her licks in too; then both of them would fuss over Kou through the whole pregnancy and he'd probably become Very Annoyed by it. And Lirin would be bubbling with excitement at the prospect of a niece or nephew. Wouldn't the baby be adorable, though?
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Count D)
...No, no I can't. Can't say I've ever run across fic for Pet Shop...
Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Hakkai/Hakuryuu)
Why, yes, as a matter of fact! Yes, yes they do make a *wonderful* couple! ^_^
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Kenren/D or Kenren/Gojyo)
Kenren and Count D--they're a little more yin and yang than Kenren and Gojyo (too much of the same dynamic there). See, Kenren's got plenty of that brash crass common-ness that D so disdains yet thrives on in Leon; but at the same time he's got enough of the cultured, elegant sophistication to click with D on his own level too. It could get very interesting, in the hands of the right author.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Kanzeon and Hakkai/Nii)
She'd join right in, naturally, whether either of them objected or not. ^_^ Unless of course we're considering those theories of matter vs. anti-matter in regards to Hakkai and Nii. Then the world would effectively be tearing itself apart as a result of their coming together and of *course* Kanzeon would walk in on them; it only makes sense that she'd have hirself a front-row seat for such entertaining chaos.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Tenpou/Gojyo)
(headdesks) Uhm. In the great non-space of Off-Screen and Backstage (where all characters hang out between fics), Tenpou finds himself insatiably curious about his usual lover's later and more libidinous incarnation and sets out to sate that curiosity by seducing Gojyo in the kappa's own dressing room...
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Goujun/Kougaiji)
(blinks) (snickers) Not so far as I'm aware, no. Although I wouldn't rule it out, if one wished to crack the Saiyukiverse far enough. Heck, I'm doing smut with the two of them; why not fluff too?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Kanzeon/Nii)
(dies laughing) Uhm. I'm sorry, I've been at it all day and I just can't come up with anything...
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Konzen/Goujun)
O_o (shakes head) Kanzeon. Yes, she counts as a plot device. And it'd probably be the other way 'round between those two if we must speak of 'deflowering'; but hey.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Kanzeon)
...I'm sorry; how exactly does one slash a divine being who embodies and manifests both genders? ^_^;
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Tenpou)
Probably, assuming...hm. Does Tenpou-het even exist? (scratches head) I don't believe I've ever encountered such a thing.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Wufei)
Yes, and yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Hakkai/Konzen/Kenren)
Probably not. But then again, I could be wrong...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Gojyo)
"HAKKAI!!" What, you expected something witty there? ^_^;
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Kou)
'Hey Pretty', by Poe. Purely for the title value. *snrk* For content? Mmm...maybe 'Haunted', by Evanescence.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Goujun/Hakuryuu/Nii)
O_o Uhm. Dragonsex, multiplied! (blinks) Dragons and perverts and and slash, oh my! Beware the utter disregard for canon?
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Hakkai/Gojyo)
"Forgive my intruding; but...do I know you from a previous life?" >_<; Like Hakkai would ever resort to anything so cheesy as pickup lines. Anywhere.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Kenren)
Yesterday.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? (Hakuryuu)
(headdesks) (shaking with mirth) I'ma go with Jeep-form!sex. The caress of Hakkai's hand on the gear shift, and his firm grip on the steering wheel. The way his body molds into the seat, and his gentle insistent pressure on the gas pedal... (dissolves into laughter)
He's going to make me *write* that, now, the subversive little beast...
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Wufei/D)
>_< Only if thoroughly inebrieted, I think. They're both a little too decorous for such casualness otherwise.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Tenpou, Kanzeon)
(dies laughing, again) I vote Kanzeon. Tenpou would likely jump at the chance to bottom for hir, simply for the sake of having the experience. XD
"One (Goujun) and Nine (Count D) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (Konzen). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Wufei) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Nii), then follows the wise advice of Five (Kenren) and finds true love with Three (Tenpou)."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
...Uhm. 'All's Well That Ends Well'...? ^_^;; (shakes head) Dear god. My brain is breaking from the sheer amount of crack it would require to finagle a plot so crossed and convoluted that still manages to turn out right in the end. Honestly, would anyone read such a thing? Would anyone *write* such a thing?
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Kanzeon/Kou)
Down the rabbit hole and/or through the looking glass. Amused as all get-out. And uncertain whether to pity Kou or envy him. ^_^
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Date: 2005-09-01 03:24 am (UTC)And please, do tell--what *do* the various incarnations make of their counterparts, hm? This should be very, very interesting...
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Date: 2005-09-01 04:13 pm (UTC)but I can say:
Hakkai + Kenren = instant addiction. *nodnod*
Know that I actually mean none of these accusations...
Date: 2005-09-01 12:51 am (UTC)....I'm so sorry, deathlike, but...TJ? WRITE THE MPREG. Or find someone to do it for you. THAT? ....wow. WOW. XD
Petshop: Not looking in the right places. Check the Pit, carefully: There's a lot of good stuff in there, and not *too* hard to find it. Specifically a set of "PSoH Drabbles", i believe the title is.......really, really incredible thing there.
H/H: You cheated. You HAD to. XD
"the world would be tearing itself apart as a result of their coming together" Pun? And seriously. You *had* to have cheated to get Kanzeon as voyeur here. >_>
Well, no, Hakkai would never use pickup lines....but.....to get TWO questions that you can 58-twist? T_T Cheaaaaaaaaaat!!
All's Well That Ends Well: As you said, CRACK with a logical (?) and good ending.
.............okay, i know you didnt' cheat. But could you have done this well if you DID?? XD XD XD
Re: Know that I actually mean none of these accusations...
Date: 2005-09-01 04:04 am (UTC)...That...could get interesting. ^_^; What scares me is that now I'm sitting here seriously considering some way to make that happen.
(raises hand) I solemnly swear upon my honor that I did not cheat in any way, form or manner when populating my list of characters. And no, I don't think I could have done any better if I had. ^_^
*writes mental note to browse ff.net for PSoH fic if free time to do so ever manifests itself*
And. The Nii-makes-Kou-pregnant bunny. The day I write mpreg is the day--
Well, no. I'm not going to finish the sentence; because history has proven that as soon as I put such words in writing, I'll be forced to eat them. Granted I'm now happily sailing the seven seas aboard the good ship Dragonsex; but...mpreg is not and has never been my cup of tea (and that right there is a dangerous-enough statement in its own right to be committing to paper--er, pixel!). *quickly crosses self against the gods of musely perversity* Therefore:
I hereby officially emancipate the bunny in question. Run free, my furry little mpreg-ish fellow! Frolic and play in greener pastures!
Should you know anyone who'd like to adopt this bunny and give it a good home, please see to it that they find him... ^_^
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Date: 2005-09-01 03:49 am (UTC)Um, and Nightegale said I'm supposed to tell you that I've friended you.
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Date: 2005-09-01 04:33 am (UTC)And if I'd realized that you had an LJ, I'd've friended it sooner...
How's life looking for you these days?
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Date: 2005-09-03 04:47 am (UTC)By the way, here is an EXCELLENT Leon x Count D fic: http://telanu.thirteenblackbirds.net/unwillingsleep.html I am at chapter 9 right now and very very much enjoying it.
http://telanu.thirteenblackbirds.net/psoh.html
This author in general seems very good(I highly recommend the herm-Count D story >d)! I hope you enjoy!
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Date: 2005-09-03 04:54 am (UTC)And *squee!* for the icon. ^_^ I don't suppose you'd know anywhere I could find Heat Guy screencaps, or even pics?
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Date: 2005-09-03 04:58 am (UTC)Just go: http://photobucket.com/albums/v24/thefacelessevil/
here, use the guest password of "dude" and go into the anime folder and you should see a bunch of caps. I did caps mostly of Claire because I was trying to get a friend of mine in the series and I knew he would be her favorite(I am huge huge huge Giovanni x Claire fiend anyhoo)
:) Anytime! I know I've read some really good ones, but these are the ones I'm currently on. Such timing!
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Date: 2005-09-03 05:29 am (UTC)Yes'm. Very much a HGJ fan. Love Claire, poor little psycho rich boy. ^_^ Gahd, what I wouldn't give to nibble on that lip-ring Also love Boma. I've been itching to make an icon of Boma with the stuffed bunny from that one ep. Heck, if I knew how to make animated icons, I'd do one with Nii and Boma and text on the order of 'I love my Bunny men' but...meh. Rambling! ^_^; Thank you, again.
And omg you have a Garak/Julian icon too!! *looovvves all over it*
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Date: 2005-09-03 06:05 am (UTC)I adooore Garak/Julian. I'm not a big slash fan, but those two defied my squicks and made me ADORE. I'm sooo hardcore on those two! ♥!!!
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Date: 2005-09-11 05:15 am (UTC)(headdesks) Uhm. In the great non-space of Off-Screen and Backstage (where all characters hang out between fics), Tenpou finds himself insatiably curious about his usual lover's later and more libidinous incarnation and sets out to sate that curiosity by seducing Gojyo in the kappa's own dressing room...
*Sheepish grin* Sounds like something I'd want to read, lol. Honestly, you should see my take on this meme; I got SCARED by some of the answers, lol.