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A word to the wise: One should never, ever read 'Green Eggs & Ham' when one's mind is inhabiting the gutter.
Observe:
"Could you, would you, with a goat?"
And believe me, the child will not understand why that particular line is so amusing.
I, for one, am not about to explain it to him, either.
Good night.
-------------Edit-------------
And, yanked from Alias:

You're a Narrative writer!
What kind of writer are you?
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Yep. Same as last time I took this one. Which was...quite some time ago, really, but...meh. ^_^
Observe:
"Could you, would you, with a goat?"
And believe me, the child will not understand why that particular line is so amusing.
I, for one, am not about to explain it to him, either.
Good night.
-------------Edit-------------
And, yanked from Alias:

You're a Narrative writer!
What kind of writer are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Yep. Same as last time I took this one. Which was...quite some time ago, really, but...meh. ^_^