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tj_dragonbladeThese both had some inkling of being entered in a fluff contest when I started them, but the universe did not align in my favor, alas, in either fluffiness or timeliness. Sat for quite awhile; came back and finished for the sake of finishing what I started. Not my best work. Unbetaed.
Author: TJ Dragonblade
Fandom: Saiyuki
Title: Thin Walls
Pairing: Gojyo/Hakkai and Goku/Sanzo
Rated: 17+
Warnings: Yaoi.
Spoilers: None
Wordcount: ~430
Setting: Random inn. Shortly post-Reload.
Summary: The monk and the monkey have finally tumbled into bed, and Gojyo wants a little payback.
~~~***~~~
"Hey, hey--" Gojyo lifted his mouth from Hakkai's neck and glanced at the wall behind the headboard. "Hakkai, 'd you hear that?"
"Mmh?" Hakkai's eyes were glassy and unfocused, and he didn't look like he was aware of much of anything but the bed beneath him and Gojyo above. His fingers flexed against Gojyo's arms. "Did I hear--oh."
"Yeah." Gojyo broke into a broad grin as the sound came again, low and thin and unmistakable from the next room. Somebody over there was having sex, and damned if that wasn't the monkey's voice now, clear as day, babbling something that sounded mostly like Sanzo, Sanzo, it's squeezin' me, you feel so...hnngh...
"Oh, hell yeah," Gojyo purred, raising himself off of Hakkai a little and reaching to bang on the wall. "Time for a little payback, you bitchy self-centered prick of a monk--"
"Gojyo."
That tone had undercurrents of slit-pupiled eyes and fingers that ended in overgrown claws, and Gojyo's raised fist stopped all by itself before it could hit the wall.
"Don't you think you have better things to be doing, right this moment?" A warm shift of hips reminded him just what those 'better things' were.
"Well yeah, definitely, but this is too good to pass up!"
"Gojyo." And this time it was the warm, gentle tone that said 'Your're being thick-headed, whether you mean to or not, but I'll be kind about making this clear'. "How do you suppose Sanzo would react to proof that we know what they're doing?"
"Pissin' him off is kinda the point, Hakkai."
"Yes, but do you really suppose that he'll continue to let himself be so open with Goku if we embarrass him now?"
"...Er. Hadn't thought of that."
"And I'm quite sure you don't want to ruin things for Goku."
"Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right." Gojyo sighed, a sound of grudging agreement, and dropped his fist back to the bed. "Just...after all the complaining he does about the noise we make..."
"There are better, more subtle ways to retaliate," Hakkai said, and the slight curve of his smile made Gojyo very glad that he wasn't on Hakkai's bad side. "Once Sanzo is more secure in this new development, I'm quite sure the two of us can come up with something suitably irritating without jeopardizing what Goku's worked so hard to achieve."
"Be holdin' you to that, then," Gojyo said, offering up a grin of his own.
"Of course," Hakkai murmured, and arched lazily against the bed in a way that made Gojyo forget all about anything happening on the other side of the wall.
=====
Started: 4/27/09
Drafted: 8/10/09
Posted: 11/23/09
Author: TJ Dragonblade
Fandom: Saiyuki Gaiden
Title: Monkey See...
Pairing: KenTen, innocent Goku-and-Konzen
Rated: 13+
Warnings: Yaoi.
Spoilers: None
Wordcount: ~540
Summary: Kids are impressionable. Monkeys are no exception.
~~~***~~~
Kenren figured it was just his bad luck that Konzen showed up to drop off the kid when he did.
Ten minutes earlier, there would have been nothing to see. Ten minutes later--okay, maybe twenty minutes later--they would have been done, and there wouldn't have been anything to see either, nothing at all--
But no. Fate was not that kind to him. Never had been, the saucy tart, and honestly had he expected she'd ever change?
"Ten-chan, hiiii! What're you an' Ken-niichan doin'?"
Kenren yelped and snatched his hands back into his own personal space, but Tenpou didn't even start at the sudden interruption, the smooth bastard, just shifted to flash that smile of his at Goku. "Ahh, I drank some very hot coffee and burnt my tongue, you see, and Ken-niichan was kissing it better for me." Which did nothing to explain why his clothes were more rumpled than usual and half-unbuttoned, or why he was straddling Kenren's lap, or why Kenren's hand had been down the back of his pants; but the kid, having the attention span of a monkey, took the explanation at face value.
"Oh," he chirped, focus elsewhere already, and scampered over to the bookshelf where he'd last left The Adventures of Anpanman.
Konzen, however, not having the attention span of a monkey, was considerably less than pleased. "Deviants," he muttered fiercely, low enough that only Kenren and Tenpou could hear. "Try to restrain yourselves while Goku's here. The brat's impressionable, and I don't need him asking any stupid questions--" he made it sound like such a filthy word "--when I get him back tonight."
Tenpou had swung off of Kenren's lap and was re-buttoning nonchalantly, as if he was entirely accustomed to being caught making out in his office and there was nothing at all to be embarrassed about. "Of course, Konzen," he agreed cheerfully.
"Can't have him trying to get answers out of you on a subject you know nothing about, after all," Kenren leered, poking at Konzen's dignity in an attempt to recover his own.
Konzen levelled him with a blistering glare, but only muttered 'Idiots' again and slammed the door as he left.
~~~***~~~
It was roughly a week later that Konzen (who would deny being distracted by trying to discern what Goku was drawing with his papers and crayons on the other side of the office) took a large mouthful of tea that was entirely too hot to be gulped so carelessly.
He swallowed, feeling it burn all the way down--it was either that or spray it all over his Out tray--and cursed soundly. "Shit!"
"Eh? Konzen?" Goku perked up.
"Tea's hot," he muttered, angry and embarrassed at his own inexplicable inattention.
"Oh!" Goku bounded up and across the room in the blink of an eye; abruptly the desk in front of Konzen was full of bright-eyed monkey, and there were small dry lips pressed against his.
Konzen jerked back, but Goku had only planted the one brief kiss. "Idiot monkey! What the hell are you doing?"
"Kissin' it better!" Goku beamed, completely unfazed, and scampered down off the desk and back to his crayons.
"...Fucking idiots," Konzen mumbled at last, blinking, but there was something that felt suspiciously like a smile twitching at one corner of his mouth.
=====
Started: 4/27/09
Drafted: 11/19/09
Posted: 11/23/09
Also, wandered past the Saiyuki Entry at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
1sentencepr0n and found the idea inspiringly low-pressure and irresistible; I thought 'Hey, I can do that' and have so far produced three sentences. How sad is it that I feel this is an accomplishment? ^_^;
GouTen - written 11/18/09
Goujun cannot help himself--he sinks his teeth where neck meets shoulder and Tenpou jerks beneath him, a breathless moan choking into a strangled whimper; the bright-warm-alive taste of Tenpou's blood floods Goujun's senses, brings climax surging into the pit of his belly and all too abruptly he is spending himself deep in the heat of Tenpou's body, growling, shaking with the intensity of it.
Wishful ZakKou - written 11/19/09
Zakuro groaned and thrust faster into his oil-slick fist, imagining Kougaiji's elegant hand there instead of his own, Kougaiji's tongue licking hot and wet up the underside of his cock, and wished for the thousandth time that he was skilled enough an illusionist to convince his own mind that the illusions were real.
KouDokuYaone - written 11/19/09
Yaone shivered, arching against the bed as Kougaiji-sama pressed deep into her slick, willing body; she couldn't stifle the wanton sound she made as he slid back again, but it was swallowed and lost in the wet heat of Dokugakuji's mouth anyhow.
And, lastly, I fell in love with the two-page spread in SD6 (as seen onsaiyuki_manga) of Konzen and Goku and the crayon drawings; Goku's drawings are the Best Thing Ever and it melts me deep on so many levels. ♥ That said, uhm...a favor to ask? Would anyone be willing to take these three crops:
and combine them into a gif/animated icon for me that stays maybe three seconds on each picture? I've no idea how to do it myself (doubt I have the necessary software) but really want to have this iconed. It's so perfectly adorable a marshmallow-Konzen moment. ^_^;
Author: TJ Dragonblade
Fandom: Saiyuki
Title: Thin Walls
Pairing: Gojyo/Hakkai and Goku/Sanzo
Rated: 17+
Warnings: Yaoi.
Spoilers: None
Wordcount: ~430
Setting: Random inn. Shortly post-Reload.
Summary: The monk and the monkey have finally tumbled into bed, and Gojyo wants a little payback.
~~~***~~~
"Hey, hey--" Gojyo lifted his mouth from Hakkai's neck and glanced at the wall behind the headboard. "Hakkai, 'd you hear that?"
"Mmh?" Hakkai's eyes were glassy and unfocused, and he didn't look like he was aware of much of anything but the bed beneath him and Gojyo above. His fingers flexed against Gojyo's arms. "Did I hear--oh."
"Yeah." Gojyo broke into a broad grin as the sound came again, low and thin and unmistakable from the next room. Somebody over there was having sex, and damned if that wasn't the monkey's voice now, clear as day, babbling something that sounded mostly like Sanzo, Sanzo, it's squeezin' me, you feel so...hnngh...
"Oh, hell yeah," Gojyo purred, raising himself off of Hakkai a little and reaching to bang on the wall. "Time for a little payback, you bitchy self-centered prick of a monk--"
"Gojyo."
That tone had undercurrents of slit-pupiled eyes and fingers that ended in overgrown claws, and Gojyo's raised fist stopped all by itself before it could hit the wall.
"Don't you think you have better things to be doing, right this moment?" A warm shift of hips reminded him just what those 'better things' were.
"Well yeah, definitely, but this is too good to pass up!"
"Gojyo." And this time it was the warm, gentle tone that said 'Your're being thick-headed, whether you mean to or not, but I'll be kind about making this clear'. "How do you suppose Sanzo would react to proof that we know what they're doing?"
"Pissin' him off is kinda the point, Hakkai."
"Yes, but do you really suppose that he'll continue to let himself be so open with Goku if we embarrass him now?"
"...Er. Hadn't thought of that."
"And I'm quite sure you don't want to ruin things for Goku."
"Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right." Gojyo sighed, a sound of grudging agreement, and dropped his fist back to the bed. "Just...after all the complaining he does about the noise we make..."
"There are better, more subtle ways to retaliate," Hakkai said, and the slight curve of his smile made Gojyo very glad that he wasn't on Hakkai's bad side. "Once Sanzo is more secure in this new development, I'm quite sure the two of us can come up with something suitably irritating without jeopardizing what Goku's worked so hard to achieve."
"Be holdin' you to that, then," Gojyo said, offering up a grin of his own.
"Of course," Hakkai murmured, and arched lazily against the bed in a way that made Gojyo forget all about anything happening on the other side of the wall.
=====
Started: 4/27/09
Drafted: 8/10/09
Posted: 11/23/09
Author: TJ Dragonblade
Fandom: Saiyuki Gaiden
Title: Monkey See...
Pairing: KenTen, innocent Goku-and-Konzen
Rated: 13+
Warnings: Yaoi.
Spoilers: None
Wordcount: ~540
Summary: Kids are impressionable. Monkeys are no exception.
~~~***~~~
Kenren figured it was just his bad luck that Konzen showed up to drop off the kid when he did.
Ten minutes earlier, there would have been nothing to see. Ten minutes later--okay, maybe twenty minutes later--they would have been done, and there wouldn't have been anything to see either, nothing at all--
But no. Fate was not that kind to him. Never had been, the saucy tart, and honestly had he expected she'd ever change?
"Ten-chan, hiiii! What're you an' Ken-niichan doin'?"
Kenren yelped and snatched his hands back into his own personal space, but Tenpou didn't even start at the sudden interruption, the smooth bastard, just shifted to flash that smile of his at Goku. "Ahh, I drank some very hot coffee and burnt my tongue, you see, and Ken-niichan was kissing it better for me." Which did nothing to explain why his clothes were more rumpled than usual and half-unbuttoned, or why he was straddling Kenren's lap, or why Kenren's hand had been down the back of his pants; but the kid, having the attention span of a monkey, took the explanation at face value.
"Oh," he chirped, focus elsewhere already, and scampered over to the bookshelf where he'd last left The Adventures of Anpanman.
Konzen, however, not having the attention span of a monkey, was considerably less than pleased. "Deviants," he muttered fiercely, low enough that only Kenren and Tenpou could hear. "Try to restrain yourselves while Goku's here. The brat's impressionable, and I don't need him asking any stupid questions--" he made it sound like such a filthy word "--when I get him back tonight."
Tenpou had swung off of Kenren's lap and was re-buttoning nonchalantly, as if he was entirely accustomed to being caught making out in his office and there was nothing at all to be embarrassed about. "Of course, Konzen," he agreed cheerfully.
"Can't have him trying to get answers out of you on a subject you know nothing about, after all," Kenren leered, poking at Konzen's dignity in an attempt to recover his own.
Konzen levelled him with a blistering glare, but only muttered 'Idiots' again and slammed the door as he left.
~~~***~~~
It was roughly a week later that Konzen (who would deny being distracted by trying to discern what Goku was drawing with his papers and crayons on the other side of the office) took a large mouthful of tea that was entirely too hot to be gulped so carelessly.
He swallowed, feeling it burn all the way down--it was either that or spray it all over his Out tray--and cursed soundly. "Shit!"
"Eh? Konzen?" Goku perked up.
"Tea's hot," he muttered, angry and embarrassed at his own inexplicable inattention.
"Oh!" Goku bounded up and across the room in the blink of an eye; abruptly the desk in front of Konzen was full of bright-eyed monkey, and there were small dry lips pressed against his.
Konzen jerked back, but Goku had only planted the one brief kiss. "Idiot monkey! What the hell are you doing?"
"Kissin' it better!" Goku beamed, completely unfazed, and scampered down off the desk and back to his crayons.
"...Fucking idiots," Konzen mumbled at last, blinking, but there was something that felt suspiciously like a smile twitching at one corner of his mouth.
=====
Started: 4/27/09
Drafted: 11/19/09
Posted: 11/23/09
Also, wandered past the Saiyuki Entry at
1sentencepr0n and found the idea inspiringly low-pressure and irresistible; I thought 'Hey, I can do that' and have so far produced three sentences. How sad is it that I feel this is an accomplishment? ^_^;GouTen - written 11/18/09
Goujun cannot help himself--he sinks his teeth where neck meets shoulder and Tenpou jerks beneath him, a breathless moan choking into a strangled whimper; the bright-warm-alive taste of Tenpou's blood floods Goujun's senses, brings climax surging into the pit of his belly and all too abruptly he is spending himself deep in the heat of Tenpou's body, growling, shaking with the intensity of it.
Wishful ZakKou - written 11/19/09
Zakuro groaned and thrust faster into his oil-slick fist, imagining Kougaiji's elegant hand there instead of his own, Kougaiji's tongue licking hot and wet up the underside of his cock, and wished for the thousandth time that he was skilled enough an illusionist to convince his own mind that the illusions were real.
KouDokuYaone - written 11/19/09
Yaone shivered, arching against the bed as Kougaiji-sama pressed deep into her slick, willing body; she couldn't stifle the wanton sound she made as he slid back again, but it was swallowed and lost in the wet heat of Dokugakuji's mouth anyhow.
And, lastly, I fell in love with the two-page spread in SD6 (as seen on
saiyuki_manga) of Konzen and Goku and the crayon drawings; Goku's drawings are the Best Thing Ever and it melts me deep on so many levels. ♥ That said, uhm...a favor to ask? Would anyone be willing to take these three crops: and combine them into a gif/animated icon for me that stays maybe three seconds on each picture? I've no idea how to do it myself (doubt I have the necessary software) but really want to have this iconed. It's so perfectly adorable a marshmallow-Konzen moment. ^_^;
