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Coming out of work today, I ran into my old mentor-boss from when I was in accounting.  She had someone with her, who I assumed was one of the new girls in accounting - they rotate through too frequently for me to really keep track - and this girl was very much the sort of attractive who catches my eye.  She was short/petite, pale, black-haired, cute in a goth-pixie kind of way, and yes I was totally checking her out, discreetly.  I hope.

And then my boss says 'Oh, have you ever met my daughter?'

Thankfully my mouth kicked in with the 'Um, I don't think so! Nice to meet you!' while my brain was going 'Last time I saw her daughter she was probably ten' and 'Goddamn she's really grown up!' and 'Omfg she's only like fifteen years old.'

That's like, a couple years younger than half my age.

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Oh, my god.  *hides face in hands*  I feel old.  And so, so dirty.

...On the up-side, though, I can totally channel this shameful pervy feeling into at least one of the fics I've been working on lately, so.   ^_^;;