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May. 16th, 2006 08:14 pmA word to the wise: Should you happen, while going through boxes of old photos, to find a picture of your ex-fiancee and yourself on a date, do not show it to your wife. Do not speak of scanning it into the computer to preserve it for posterity. And. Never, ever make cracks about using this scanned-in ex-fiancee picture as a desktop background. Especially not while your wife is shaving your head. Ever.
A note to the husband: Oh, dear; it seems I did forget to warm the shaving cream before I slathered it on your head after all. The cold must have been quite a shock; my sincerest apologies. I'm also most sorry, truly, that the razor was not as sharp as it could have been; I seem to have misplaced the new cartridge. And above all, I feel simply awful about that gash behind your ear. I'd be more than happy to run to the store for some ointment. Really, it's the least I can do. Again, I'm so terribly, terribly sorry.
*smiles*
*licks blood from razor*
I'm exaggerating, of course. I don't actually like the taste of blood. Especially not mixed with shaving cream... ^_^
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A note to the husband: Oh, dear; it seems I did forget to warm the shaving cream before I slathered it on your head after all. The cold must have been quite a shock; my sincerest apologies. I'm also most sorry, truly, that the razor was not as sharp as it could have been; I seem to have misplaced the new cartridge. And above all, I feel simply awful about that gash behind your ear. I'd be more than happy to run to the store for some ointment. Really, it's the least I can do. Again, I'm so terribly, terribly sorry.
*smiles*
*licks blood from razor*
I'm exaggerating, of course. I don't actually like the taste of blood. Especially not mixed with shaving cream... ^_^
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