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Jun. 21st, 2004 10:13 pmPearls of Wisdom From TJ's Weekend:
A water gun in the hands of a toddler can be a very scary thing.
A garden hose equipped with a sprayer head in the hands of a toddler can be an even scarier thing.
She who hands loaded water gun to two-year-old has little room to complain when same two-year-old immediately discharges the weapon on her while still at point-blank range.
Eyeglasses should come equipped with windshield wipers.
Wiper-less eyeglasses quickly become useless in a watergun battle.
Even near-sighted and deprived of glasses, it is still possible to hit moving targets if one has ammo enough to cover the entire yard in one rapid sweep.
Standard waterguns don't come equipped with adequate ammo tanks.
There is no such thing as mercy or loyalty in a watergun war, not even when one is reloading.
A dormant barbecue grill makes excellent cover.
Sniping from cover usually works better when opposing forces cannot circle around the house and attack from the unguarded rear.
Sunshine does not feel quite so warm when one is soaking wet.
A toddler's diaper will absorb a *lot* of water.
A water gun in the hands of a toddler can be a very scary thing.
A garden hose equipped with a sprayer head in the hands of a toddler can be an even scarier thing.
She who hands loaded water gun to two-year-old has little room to complain when same two-year-old immediately discharges the weapon on her while still at point-blank range.
Eyeglasses should come equipped with windshield wipers.
Wiper-less eyeglasses quickly become useless in a watergun battle.
Even near-sighted and deprived of glasses, it is still possible to hit moving targets if one has ammo enough to cover the entire yard in one rapid sweep.
Standard waterguns don't come equipped with adequate ammo tanks.
There is no such thing as mercy or loyalty in a watergun war, not even when one is reloading.
A dormant barbecue grill makes excellent cover.
Sniping from cover usually works better when opposing forces cannot circle around the house and attack from the unguarded rear.
Sunshine does not feel quite so warm when one is soaking wet.
A toddler's diaper will absorb a *lot* of water.
