(chortles helplessly)

My kid found Daddy's Listerine Pocket Pack breath strips--y'know, ya stick 'em on your tongue and they dissolve and voila your breath smells better?--and he thinks he wants to try one, right? So Daddy breaks off a little corner for him so he can see what it's like.

After a couple of very bizarre faces and a long drink of water, his verdict?

"That's kinda nasty, Mommy."

(snickers again) I can't help it. He's too damn funny.

(stares) I like my new Kenshin icon...