Fox in Socks was my favourite. Still is. I still have my copy, tatty around the edges from 25 years of love. No you can't have it! It's my preciousss! Wait, wrong thread....

I'm evil. That book is dangerous. Even says so on the little warning sign on the inside cover.

Oo! Oo! Now I need to make myself a tweedle poodle beetle noodle bottled paddle battle icon!