Untitled Drabbles Written Purely for Personal Amusement

[tj_dragonblade]

Allowing neglected characters to vent in drabble form--a sure sign of a guilty conscience or of a mind too far gone to save. Or perhaps a bit of both...

"I'm so pissed off!"

"I'll admit, I'm a bit upset myself."

"Weren't we supposed to be her OPT or whatever ya call it? We've been abandoned, Hakkai!"

"I can't help feeling rather cheated."

"No kidding. One fic. One stinking lousy fic, and she's off to play with Nii and Kougaiji and half the Gaiden cast and here we are, patiently waiting to finish that sequel she started but nooooo..."

"And I suppose this drabble is meant to hold us over awhile longer..."

"'Hold us over', my ass! I want a *real* fic, dammit!"

"Somehow I don't think that will happen anytime soon, Gojyo."

"...Shit."

"Indeed."
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"Saaan-zo! I'm bored!"

"Not my problem. Find something to do."

"But there's nothing *to* do here except wait! Why won't she write us?"

"Never question good fortune, Monkey."

"But I *want* her to write us! How else is she gonna learn to keep us in character?"

"Again, not my problem. I count myself lucky to continue being spared."

"But Sanzo--"

"Enough. Let me read in peace."

"But Sanzo--!"

"I traded the harisen for this newspaper when she stuck us in here. If you make me trade back, I am going to be pissed."

"But Sanzo!"

"*Goku*--"

"I know, I know. 'Shut up'. Sheesh..."
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Both written 12/7/04