Y'know, we've tried gardening the past couple years without much success. I'm not sure how much is climate and how much is lack of know-how. ^_^;

I don't exactly think hunting moose in the front yard would be looked kindly upon by the Powers That Be, but you conjure an amusing image nonetheless. Also it reminds me of crack-fic conversations from a few years back about a certain pilot visiting a couple other certain pilots in the arctic and whether or not moose-meat had finally sent one of them 'round the bend...